If you can't show us how to kill the grasshoppers, you can do nothing for us.Skeptical farmers, to the newly hired agricultural agent
Now shut up you guys, the Coach says I'm the boss. I'm running this team, understand?Bill Levandowski, UNH quarterback, Class of 1950
Anybody got any suggestions?
Faculty & Friends
Flunk is an intransitive verb. I don't flunk you, I merely record your flunk!Dr. Hermon L. Slobin, UNH Mathematics professor, 1919-1948
Odds & Ends
Directed by Pettee, the fellows fought the blaze for several back-breaking hours, digging furrows and building back-fires. By noon, the flames had died down and the farmhouses were saved.New Hampshire College Monthly, 1905
It was a real and legitimate green.Joe Horne '25, on the pig entered in the annual Aggie Fair by the Animal Husbandry department
Tom Michaud jauntily threw off the coat of his three-piece suit and removed his shoe to the tune of ‘The Stripper.’ He then poured a beer and a live goldfish into the shoe and drank them both.The Granite, 1980
The War Years
If you could handle a group of mature World War II veterans as you did, you can handle a bunch of hard cider drinking country kids in Fairchild Hall.Dean Medsey, to James P. Kelly, class of 1952
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